Tips to be “well known” in California:

1. Post nudes, but act like your family will never see them.

2. Talk freely about all the sex you have, want to have or NEED to have.

3. Do you have self-esteem? Get rid of it and replace it with alcoholism and drugs.

4. Kiss other whores.

5. Take nudes with other whores and then post them all over the internet. Followed by posts about how you want a relationship and want to be married with children.

6. Call other girls who aren’t doing whore things prudes. Then when they call you out, call them a whore and tell them to suck a dick.

7. Give blowjobs and sex away freely in public places. Especially cars, bar bathrooms, parking lots and movie theaters.

8. Wear a lot of spandex, hug those curves and show off the body you are proud of. Also make sure your outfit tells everyone that when it comes to sex, you are a sure thing. You are DTF.

9. When people ask you why are you acting or being such a whore. Tell them you  have no clue what they are talking about and they are crazy. You aren’t a whore. You don’t do all the things they are hearing and you are a hopeless romantic.

10. Be a chameleon. Be ready to change and adapt to all situations. Who needs individuality. Hell no one is going to like you for you. Be everyone else.